| scansinboy |
08-07-2003 09:48 AM |
Super Sex!
At the Old folks home, there was an elderly woman, Myrtle, who was not quite mentally stable. Every so often the other residents would get an eyeful. It went like this: Myrtle would strip out of her clothes and run out into the hallway. At this point she would stop in her tracks, start gyrating and begin yelling, "Super Sex! Super Sex! Super Sex!" Most days, the orderlies would quickly throw a gown around poor old myrtle and take her back to her room, and that would be the end of it.
One day the Old folks home got a new resident, a freindly old man named George. George, who wished to get accustomed to his new residence as quickly as possible, asked about the goings on around the Home.
"Oh, things are pretty sweet here," said one of the orderlies. "You get three meals a day cooked for you, You can have visitors whenver you want, and there is an incredible duck pond out back. Although... you have to watch out for Myrtle."
George inquired about Myrtle, but all he could get out of anyone was a devilish, "Just wait and you'll see."
Several weeks pass, and then one day George was in his room, quietly reading a magazine. Out of the blue, In walks Myrtle, who had somehow made it all the way down the hall, wearing nothing but a smile. George is wondering what to make of all this when old Myrtle starts to gyrate around the room crying out, "Super Sex! Super Sex! Super Sex!"
Needless to say, Old George is abit taken aback when in come the orderlies, throw a gown over the poor woman and escort her back to her room.
"Well George," Says one of the orderlies, "That was Myrtle. So what do you think?"
George ponders this for a moment, looks at the orderly, and says,
"To be honest, I think I'd rather have the Soup."
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