Joke of the Day - August 4 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 08-04-2003, 04:14 AM

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk.

About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks.

"Same time as before... Noon," replies the clerk.

Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?"

The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you."

"No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"

Regziever · 08-04-2003, 05:35 AM

Lol!!! Awesome one!

niobius2 · 08-04-2003, 03:58 PM

painful

SirLance · 08-04-2003, 04:24 PM

Hmmmm... alchohol, television, bathrooms... why on earth would he want out? Funny!

Stare At The Sun · 08-04-2003, 10:41 PM

. Good stuff, but why leave!?

hobo · 08-05-2003, 02:43 PM

I had a cousin that was trapped in a mall after closing before. It really sucks to be locked in a building with no lights on and nobody around. The bar would only be good if you were locked in with some ladies, like a beer commercial from a while back.

Edit: Good joke though!

PayUp · 08-05-2003, 04:17 PM

no kidding why in the world would you want to leave

twisted_elmo · 08-06-2003, 04:46 AM

ha...didn't see that one coming

baboora · 08-06-2003, 10:41 PM

ditto...why leave??

Brewmaniac · 11-17-2003, 06:48 AM

Sick, just sick! Fucking homo dad!

Gortexfogg · 11-17-2003, 07:58 AM

Yuck... but funny though, sort of...

SofaKing · 11-17-2003, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brewmaniac
Sick, just sick! Fucking homo dad!

I've read the joke twice, and I still don't understand where that response came from.

08-04-2003, 04:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - August 4 At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks. "Same time as before... Noon," replies the clerk. Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?" The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you." "No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"

08-04-2003, 05:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol!!! Awesome one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-04-2003, 04:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Hmmmm... alchohol, television, bathrooms... why on earth would he want out? Funny! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-05-2003, 04:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	no kidding why in the world would you want to leave __________________ Born to Lose.

08-06-2003, 04:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
twisted_elmo Psycho Location: upstate	ha...didn't see that one coming __________________ Having fun Yet?

08-04-2003, 03:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
niobius2 Upright	painful

08-04-2003, 10:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	. Good stuff, but why leave!?

08-05-2003, 02:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
hobo Archangel of Change	I had a cousin that was trapped in a mall after closing before. It really sucks to be locked in a building with no lights on and nobody around. The bar would only be good if you were locked in with some ladies, like a beer commercial from a while back. Edit: Good joke though!

08-06-2003, 10:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
baboora Tilted	ditto...why leave??

11-17-2003, 06:48 AM	#10 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Sick, just sick! Fucking homo dad! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

11-17-2003, 07:58 AM	#11 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Yuck... but funny though, sort of...