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JadziaDax 08-03-2003 01:44 AM

Joke of the Day - August 3
 
In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wit's end trying to control them. Hearing about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the parents thought that they should ask the priest to talk with the boys. The priest agreed to talk with the boys and asked to see the younger boy first. So the mother sent him to the priest.

The priest sat the boy down across a huge, impressive desk he sat behind. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other. Finally, the priest pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Where is God?" The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, but said nothing.

Again, louder, the priest pointed at the boy and asked "Where is God?" Again the boy looked all around but said nothing.

A third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the priest leaned far across the desk and put his forefinger almost to boy's nose, and asked, "Where is God? The boy panicked and ran all the way home.

Finding his older brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room and into the closet, where they usually plotted their mischief. He finally said, "We are in BIIIIG trouble." The older boy asked, "What do you mean, BIIIIG trouble?" his brother replied, "God is missing and they think we did it."

txgirl 08-03-2003 06:44 AM

Too funny!

PayUp 08-03-2003 11:13 AM

hahahaha THAT IS GREAT!

Esco 08-03-2003 11:23 AM

hah, nice.

Regziever 08-03-2003 02:59 PM

Hehehe!! Awesome!

Slims 08-03-2003 06:25 PM

I thought that joke was going to turn nasty, but I like it anyway.

slant eyes 08-03-2003 11:07 PM

love it, thanks

hotzot 08-03-2003 11:20 PM

got a chuckle


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