JadziaDax

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time - now let your mother explain that to you."

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good jokes today, thanks

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dmoney778

Great one!

tweekman

hah good one, thanks

jdkash

lol good one

Stare At The Sun

Ha, smart flight attendant

slant eyes

evil stewardess, absolute evil

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Explosive

Ha, i'm going to have to remember that one.

TerresqueÜ

That's a mean flight attendant!

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Regziever

Hehehe!! Smart attendant!!

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Slims

Thanks for the joke.

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pkeigs

thanks for that one hehe