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Old 07-31-2003, 07:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

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Old 07-31-2003, 08:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Yayyyy!!!! i like this one.
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Old 07-31-2003, 08:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I love the set-up (9 months) and then the twist. Great!

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Old 07-31-2003, 08:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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unexpected ending, great!
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Old 07-31-2003, 08:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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nice
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Old 07-31-2003, 08:47 AM   #6 (permalink)
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made me laff, thanks. good end
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Old 07-31-2003, 09:17 AM   #7 (permalink)
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That's a good one, never heard it before. Yeah didn't see that ending coming. Funny.
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Old 07-31-2003, 09:57 AM   #8 (permalink)
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haha, didn't see that coming, nice one!
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Old 07-31-2003, 11:42 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Buahahaha!!! Great one!
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Old 07-31-2003, 03:35 PM   #10 (permalink)
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yeah, yean you got me good on that one. not the ending i anticipated. Good one or i would have been pissed. just kidding.
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Old 07-31-2003, 04:29 PM   #11 (permalink)
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clever, very clever. good one
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Old 07-31-2003, 06:04 PM   #12 (permalink)
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pwned!
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Old 07-31-2003, 06:16 PM   #13 (permalink)
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beautiful
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Old 07-31-2003, 08:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
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great twist...liked it!
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Old 07-31-2003, 11:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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We can always hope.
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Old 07-31-2003, 11:20 PM   #16 (permalink)
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that was a good one
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Old 08-01-2003, 12:46 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Nice twist at the end
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Old 08-01-2003, 01:05 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Not the ending I expected,hilarious !!!
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Old 08-01-2003, 09:33 AM   #19 (permalink)
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As homer says.... DOH! haha
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Old 08-01-2003, 04:56 PM   #20 (permalink)
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unexpected ^^
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Old 08-03-2003, 10:40 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Wow. didn't see that coming.. nice one, madd
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Old 08-03-2003, 11:23 PM   #22 (permalink)
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very funny!
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Old 08-04-2003, 01:36 AM   #23 (permalink)
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hahahaha nice twist
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Old 10-23-2007, 11:45 AM   #24 (permalink)
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great twist!
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