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06-27-2003, 04:32 PM
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Non-Rookie
Location: Green Bay, WI
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Grandfather and Grandson (lewd)
One day, a grandfather and his 8 year old grandson were walking through the park. Suddenly, the grandfathers laughs in delight and picks up a nickel. "Ha!" he announces triumphantly, "I just found myself a nickel."
His grandson, the young child he is, asked if he could have it... His grandfather said, "Well, boy, can your dick touch your asshole?" His grandson replied that it could not, and so the grandfather would not let him have it. A little further down the path, the grandfather again bent down and grabbed a shiney new quarter. Again, the boy asked for it, to which the grandfather replied, "Can your dick touch your asshole?" Again, the boy repsonded that it could not, and so the grandfather kept the quarter as well. As they were nearing the end of their stroll, the boy let out a whoop and scooped up a hundred dollar bill that was lying near the bushes. His grandfater asked if he could share it with the boy. The boy responded with "Well, grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" To which the grandfather replied "Well it most certainly can..." The boy then promptly responded with "Well, Grandpa, why don't you go fuck yourself..."
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07-31-2003, 11:22 PM
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Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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haha, that's great.
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