Sign at a golf course
 

POSTED AT A LOCAL GOLF CLUB (Should be posted at every golf course!!)


1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

2. Form a loose grip.

3. Keep your head down.

4. Avoid a quick back swing.

5. Stay out of the water.

6. Try not to hit anyone.

7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.

8. Don't stand directly in front of others.

9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.

10. Don't take extra strokes.

11. Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

I first thought it was instructions for giving head. Nice though

lol...i didnt see that one coming....was waiting for a cheap punch line

very good, thanks

Saw that at a course a once. Forgot all about it til I saw your post. Great one.

didnt see it either

great joke. was expecting a BJ punchline.

I knew it was something but didnt bet on that! Thanks

That's a good one. Gotta admit, I was pleasantly surprised that it stayed out of the gutter :)

good, (semi) clean joke!

Hehehe.. I agree, it should be posted on every golfcouse!

hehe, nice.

Stay out of the water? Like, pee on the floor?