RemyLebeau97

Ok, so one day Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit were taking a long walk through the woods....Mr. Bear turns to Mr. Rabbit and says "Mr. Rabbit, do you mind if we stop, I have to take a huge shit"....Mr. Rabbit says sure, I need to take a shit myself. The two find a nice log so sit on and both take a shit sided by side....Mr. Bear looks over at Mr. Rabbit and says "Mr. Rabbit, can I ask you a question" Mr. Rabbit says sure go ahead.....Mr. Bear says "Do you have a problem with your shit sticking to your fur" Mr. Rabbit says no I never have that problem....so Mr. bear picks up Mr. Rabbit and wipes hiz ass with him..

the naked lion

oldie...but a goodie

tfpfreak

never heard that one before, good one

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Regziever

Hahaha.. Good one!

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fester

I haven't heard that in years. Funny one.

shred_head

Haha I've never heard that one. I like it. Why wasn't I informed?

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KellyC

oh god!! side hurt!!! so funny!!

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bravo49

Good one