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Old 07-28-2003, 09:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You know you're living in 2003

You know you're living in 2003 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do
not have e-mail addresses (even then its difficult).
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" or
"9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12! . Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
long-service awards.

AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
"friends" 15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you any more,
except to send you jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no No 9
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9
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Old 07-28-2003, 09:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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haha.. thats funny because its true... and it hurts..ow!
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Old 07-28-2003, 11:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
I'm a pepper bitch..
 
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the last ones a bastard..
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Old 07-29-2003, 01:03 AM   #4 (permalink)
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yup.. i was got by the last two, nice list.
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Old 07-29-2003, 01:16 AM   #5 (permalink)
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hehehe we are such nerds!
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Old 07-29-2003, 01:40 AM   #6 (permalink)
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yeah 2003! shouldnt we be living on the moon and using flying cars now or something?
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Old 07-29-2003, 03:17 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 05:13 AM   #8 (permalink)
Talk nerdy to me
 
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Quote:
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" or
"9" to get an outside line.
I do this one all the time and I don't notice it until I get the "You must dial an area code before dialing this number message"
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Old 07-29-2003, 06:54 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: Just outside the D.C. belt
23. You support George W. Bush and John Ashcroft while having some of the highest posting totals on a now defunct TFP forum.

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Old 07-29-2003, 07:07 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: MS
I fell for 13,14,15,16, and 17! Funny thanks
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:21 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Damn.. busted.
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:40 PM   #12 (permalink)
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What does not noticing something haev to do with what year it is?
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Old 07-30-2003, 06:44 PM   #13 (permalink)
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what have we become....

hey...i bet my online friends would love this!
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:32 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Quote:
16. You are too busy to notice there was no No 9
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9
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Old 07-31-2003, 04:54 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Location: Australia, Perth
lol. i did notice there was no number 9 whilst reading. Alas, i still looked back again to double check. back breaker.
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:14 AM   #16 (permalink)
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If we are too busy to notice that ther is no number nine... why are we reading this list? And why would we bother checking?

Oh well... I think some of my 'online friends' have forwarded this to me before....
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Old 07-31-2003, 03:48 PM   #17 (permalink)
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OK #7 was funny, but the last two were uncalled for.(yes i scrolled back)
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Old 07-31-2003, 03:53 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Got me too
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