The cat
 

You don't have to own a cat for this one...and because we can always use
a laugh

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on
a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered
their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived
and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they
had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to
eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes
inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She
explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's
just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the
bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I
had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it
worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back
yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...

Lol!! Good one!

Some way to treat your MOTHER!! haha good one

LOL thats pretty funny

Oh thats a good one

Funny shit! Thanks

LOL, poor cab driver.

really truly laughed aloud

Gave me a grin :)