Joke of the Day - July 23 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 07-23-2003, 01:24 AM

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"

The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything."

"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollindaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."

"Why chrome?" asks the patient.

To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

portieri · 07-23-2003, 03:38 AM

Oh my God.

txstrosman · 07-23-2003, 04:17 AM

Damn, that's rough!!!

Pellaz · 07-23-2003, 12:30 PM

*groan*

andyc · 07-23-2003, 12:41 PM

PayUp · 07-23-2003, 05:17 PM

did fericeto use that one on snl?

harx3 · 07-23-2003, 05:48 PM

joke!joke!joke!

bahb463 · 07-23-2003, 07:29 PM

certainly not up to your par.

thumper · 07-23-2003, 07:57 PM

hahahaha... good one.

Not the greatest joke in the world, but cute.

grumpyolddude · 07-23-2003, 08:27 PM

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

hobo · 07-23-2003, 09:56 PM

I get the feeling that it is funny but I don't get it. Could someone explain it please?

rocinante2003 · 07-23-2003, 11:54 PM

thats goofie lol

txgirl · 07-24-2003, 03:28 AM

it's so goofie it's funny!

07-23-2003, 01:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - July 23 A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything." "Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollindaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

07-23-2003, 12:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
Pellaz Addict Location: Texas	groan __________________ " ' Big Mouth. Remember it took three of you to kill me. A god, a boy, and, last and least, a hero.' "

07-23-2003, 12:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
andyc Upright Location: Nottingham, England	Ouch

07-23-2003, 05:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	did fericeto use that one on snl? __________________ Born to Lose.

07-23-2003, 07:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
bahb463 Upright Location: Midwest USA	certainly not up to your par. __________________ "...... and when I'm feelin' blue, The guitar's commin' through to sooth me."

07-23-2003, 03:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
portieri Tilted	Oh my God.

07-23-2003, 04:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
txstrosman Crazy	Damn, that's rough!!!

07-23-2003, 05:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
harx3 Upright	joke!joke!joke!

07-23-2003, 07:57 PM	#9 (permalink)
thumper Tilted Location: Po-dunk	hahahaha... good one. Not the greatest joke in the world, but cute.

07-23-2003, 08:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Thank you, thank you, thank you. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-23-2003, 09:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
hobo Archangel of Change	I get the feeling that it is funny but I don't get it. Could someone explain it please?

07-23-2003, 11:54 PM	#12 (permalink)
rocinante2003 Insane Location: Dallas	thats goofie lol

07-24-2003, 03:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	it's so goofie it's funny!