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Brewmaniac · 07-22-2003, 08:06 AM

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A
lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks
door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so
he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said,
"Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his
shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check
out where the lady was who told him about his "barracks
door". He was planning to have a little fun with her.

When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my
barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in
there at attention?"

The lady (being smarter than a man) thought for a moment
and said,"
No, I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on
two duffel bags.

strange · 07-22-2003, 10:13 AM

Good one.

johnnymysto · 07-22-2003, 11:29 AM

That's good! I haven't heard that one!

hotzot · 07-22-2003, 02:48 PM

got a chuckle!

The_Jazz · 07-23-2003, 08:29 AM

Very good!

rundmv · 07-24-2003, 12:11 PM

pretty good

tv. · 07-24-2003, 12:20 PM

Hahaha, good one.

mag7chris · 07-24-2003, 04:39 PM

Pilgrim · 07-24-2003, 04:42 PM

Now that was funny

snoop · 07-24-2003, 04:43 PM

Not bad . . . . not fair pickin' on duffle bags though

07-22-2003, 08:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	A man walked into a supermarket... A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was who told him about his "barracks door". He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady (being smarter than a man) thought for a moment and said," No, I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

07-22-2003, 11:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	That's good! I haven't heard that one! __________________ "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

07-22-2003, 02:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	got a chuckle! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

07-23-2003, 08:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Very good! __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

07-24-2003, 04:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
mag7chris Crazy	:LOL

07-22-2003, 10:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
strange Insane Location: So. Cal.	Good one.

07-24-2003, 12:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	pretty good

07-24-2003, 12:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
tv. Tilted	Hahaha, good one.

07-24-2003, 04:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
Pilgrim Crazy Location: Ilium	Now that was funny __________________ "So it goes."

07-24-2003, 04:43 PM	#10 (permalink)
snoop Insane	Not bad . . . . not fair pickin' on duffle bags though __________________ ------------------------------------------------ Insert Witty Slogan Here . . . . .