Joke of the Day - July 18 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 07-18-2003, 01:53 AM

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. "I am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty.

"No, you're not," answered Don Juan and Tom Thumb.

"I am the smallest person in the world," shouted Tom Thumb.

"No, you're not," said Sleeping Beauty and Don Juan.

"I've had more lovers than any person in the world," announced Don Juan.

"No, you haven't" replied Tom Thumb and Sleeping Beauty.

Well, they decided that if the three were to get along, they needed a mediator, and decided that Merlin, clearly the smartest person in the world, would be ideal. Merlin agreed and summoned them all to his palace, where he announced he would meet with them one at a time.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and not a minute later came out beaming "I am the most beautiful person in the world, Merlin said so."

In went Tom Thumb and out he came as quickly as had Sleeping Beauty: "I am the smallest person in the world, Merlin agrees."

In goes Don Juan and in he stays, a half hour, an hour, an hour and a half later. Finally, he emerges distraught, muttering, "Who the hell is Bill Clinton?"

Regziever · 07-18-2003, 02:16 AM

Lol.. Good one!

BrinlyNoya · 07-18-2003, 09:59 AM

haha.. clinton jokes never grow old..

Zooksport2 · 07-19-2003, 12:23 AM

Well, I never would have guessed that punch line.....

puddlesmilo · 07-19-2003, 02:43 AM

LOL

Thanks

SirLance · 07-19-2003, 07:40 AM

Very good! Nice twisted twist!

Zargix · 07-19-2003, 07:43 AM

lol, thats great, it made my day

07-18-2003, 01:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - July 18 Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. "I am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty. "No, you're not," answered Don Juan and Tom Thumb. "I am the smallest person in the world," shouted Tom Thumb. "No, you're not," said Sleeping Beauty and Don Juan. "I've had more lovers than any person in the world," announced Don Juan. "No, you haven't" replied Tom Thumb and Sleeping Beauty. Well, they decided that if the three were to get along, they needed a mediator, and decided that Merlin, clearly the smartest person in the world, would be ideal. Merlin agreed and summoned them all to his palace, where he announced he would meet with them one at a time. Sleeping Beauty went in first and not a minute later came out beaming "I am the most beautiful person in the world, Merlin said so." In went Tom Thumb and out he came as quickly as had Sleeping Beauty: "I am the smallest person in the world, Merlin agrees." In goes Don Juan and in he stays, a half hour, an hour, an hour and a half later. Finally, he emerges distraught, muttering, "Who the hell is Bill Clinton?"

07-18-2003, 02:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol.. Good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-19-2003, 12:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Well, I never would have guessed that punch line..... __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

07-19-2003, 07:40 AM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Very good! Nice twisted twist! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-18-2003, 09:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
BrinlyNoya Crazy	haha.. clinton jokes never grow old..

07-19-2003, 02:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
puddlesmilo Psycho	LOL Thanks

07-19-2003, 07:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
Zargix Crazy Location: Everywhere, Simultaniously	lol, thats great, it made my day