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ralphie250 04-08-2011 09:32 AM

single??
 
A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some milk, some eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon.
As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man standing behind her in line watches her place the four items on the belt and states with assurance, "You must be single."
The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing unusual about her selection says, "That's right. How on Earth did you know?"
He replies, "Because you're ugly."

uncle phil 04-08-2011 01:04 PM

sorry, ralphie...

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5935/funnymeter.jpg

:)

DontKnockIt 04-08-2011 08:03 PM

The funny meter is fantastic and looks to work too.

Lindy 04-09-2011 03:50 PM

Reminds me of the one that ends "I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose."


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