04-01-2011, 02:51 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Blonde - 67
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART Why WAL-MART?? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WAL-MART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!
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