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Craven Morehead · 02-24-2011, 06:01 PM

The Doors: You have been bitten by an animal while trying to get it stoned.

The Who: You own a Goldwing with a baby-changing station.

Ted Nugent: Your hair has at some point been caught in a ceiling fan, boat propeller, or lathe.

The Rolling Stones: You own three cars and no stereo.

Canned Heat: You own three stereos and no car.

The Beatles: You can do exactly 1.5 pull-ups.

Badfinger: You are a Beatle.

Deep Purple: Some part of a law named after a young girl applies to you.

Led Zeppelin: The first three things you smoked were banana peels, catnip, and poppies, in that order.

Jimi Hendrix: You are under 20 or over 65.

The Kinks: You have bad teeth and are good in bed.

The Guess Who: You have good teeth and are bad in bed.

Black Sabbath: Your greatest joy is painting unventilated rooms.

David Bowie: There is still, somewhere, a Dig Dug or Zaxxon machine with your high score on it.

Mott the Hoople: You are David Bowie.

The Moody Blues: You are a former volunteer at the Liberace museum, a serial killer, or both.

The Grateful Dead: Your stories about the seventies make your daughter's roommates at Tufts very uncomfortable.

T-Rex: No matter how much you clean, there will always be trace amounts of glitter on your stove and blender.

The Eagles: You can only reach orgasm while listening to talk radio.

Pink Floyd: Your garage is full of failed versions of your stereo/barbecue hybrid.

Thin Lizzy: You are often forced to change or cancel your plans due to "NO LOITERING" signs.

ZZ Top: Your favorite Hank Williams is Hank Williams, Jr.

Chicago: You are incapable of talking about Chicago without mentioning their horn section.

Quicksilver Messenger Service: You become sullen when people don't stick around while you fix their vacuum cleaners.

Crosby, Stills & Nash: You own an oversized hat.

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young: You own three or more oversized hats.

Jefferson Airplane: You make your living buying and selling oversized hats.

AC/DC: You only remove your socks to shower, and then only reluctantly.

Aerosmith: You know a store that still sells puffy Reeboks.

Van Halen: You have a Peeing Calvin bumper sticker on your Jeep.

Sammy Hagar: You have a Peeing Calvin bumper sticker on your Subaru Brat.

Bachman-Turner Overdrive: You have an actual urine stain on your Subaru Brat.

Uriah Heep: You are the cause of the urine stain.

Santana: You have had an hours-long conversation with someone before realizing it was just a pile of clothes.

Rainbow: You have worn sweatpants to a funeral.

Foreigner: You have a severely wrinkled Jane Fonda poster under your bed.

Styx: You have a severely wrinkled Foreigner poster under your bed.

Allman Brothers Band: You do not own a bong, but can quickly make one from a piece of fruit or an abandoned toilet.

Bad Company: You have sustained several alcohol-related injuries involving sheetrock.

Cream: You know a guy who knows a guy who worked on Star Wars.

Journey: You own those running shoes that are shaped like feet.

Lynyrd Skynyrd: You somehow have both long hair and a sunburned scalp.

Yes: Your ideal partner would be into both tantric sex and fat guys.

Creedence Clearwater Revival: You are frequently missing part of an eyebrow.

Rush: You carry a small flashlight everywhere, and use it at least three times a day.

Blue Cheer: You have a subset of friends whose sole purpose is to hold your hair while you vomit.

Boston: Your best friend really likes Blue Cheer.

Steely Dan: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Remembrance of Things Past.

Fleetwood Mac: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of The Hobbit.

Blue Oyster Cult: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Type 2 Diabetes for Dummies.

Mountain: You have snorted cocaine off a Blue Oyster Cult record.

Nazareth: You have snorted cocaine off a member of Mountain.

Hawkwind: You sell cocaine to Nazareth fans.

Molly Hatchet: You sell baking soda to Hawkwind fans and tell them it's cocaine.

Jethro Tull: You have a favorite rune.

Redlemon · 02-25-2011, 12:45 PM

Wow, that was frighteningly long. I can't think of any bands that they missed.

02-24-2011, 06:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	What your favorite classic rock group says about you The Doors: You have been bitten by an animal while trying to get it stoned. The Who: You own a Goldwing with a baby-changing station. Ted Nugent: Your hair has at some point been caught in a ceiling fan, boat propeller, or lathe. The Rolling Stones: You own three cars and no stereo. Canned Heat: You own three stereos and no car. The Beatles: You can do exactly 1.5 pull-ups. Badfinger: You are a Beatle. Deep Purple: Some part of a law named after a young girl applies to you. Led Zeppelin: The first three things you smoked were banana peels, catnip, and poppies, in that order. Jimi Hendrix: You are under 20 or over 65. The Kinks: You have bad teeth and are good in bed. The Guess Who: You have good teeth and are bad in bed. Black Sabbath: Your greatest joy is painting unventilated rooms. David Bowie: There is still, somewhere, a Dig Dug or Zaxxon machine with your high score on it. Mott the Hoople: You are David Bowie. The Moody Blues: You are a former volunteer at the Liberace museum, a serial killer, or both. The Grateful Dead: Your stories about the seventies make your daughter's roommates at Tufts very uncomfortable. T-Rex: No matter how much you clean, there will always be trace amounts of glitter on your stove and blender. The Eagles: You can only reach orgasm while listening to talk radio. Pink Floyd: Your garage is full of failed versions of your stereo/barbecue hybrid. Thin Lizzy: You are often forced to change or cancel your plans due to "NO LOITERING" signs. ZZ Top: Your favorite Hank Williams is Hank Williams, Jr. Chicago: You are incapable of talking about Chicago without mentioning their horn section. Quicksilver Messenger Service: You become sullen when people don't stick around while you fix their vacuum cleaners. Crosby, Stills & Nash: You own an oversized hat. Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young: You own three or more oversized hats. Jefferson Airplane: You make your living buying and selling oversized hats. AC/DC: You only remove your socks to shower, and then only reluctantly. Aerosmith: You know a store that still sells puffy Reeboks. Van Halen: You have a Peeing Calvin bumper sticker on your Jeep. Sammy Hagar: You have a Peeing Calvin bumper sticker on your Subaru Brat. Bachman-Turner Overdrive: You have an actual urine stain on your Subaru Brat. Uriah Heep: You are the cause of the urine stain. Santana: You have had an hours-long conversation with someone before realizing it was just a pile of clothes. Rainbow: You have worn sweatpants to a funeral. Foreigner: You have a severely wrinkled Jane Fonda poster under your bed. Styx: You have a severely wrinkled Foreigner poster under your bed. Allman Brothers Band: You do not own a bong, but can quickly make one from a piece of fruit or an abandoned toilet. Bad Company: You have sustained several alcohol-related injuries involving sheetrock. Cream: You know a guy who knows a guy who worked on Star Wars. Journey: You own those running shoes that are shaped like feet. Lynyrd Skynyrd: You somehow have both long hair and a sunburned scalp. Yes: Your ideal partner would be into both tantric sex and fat guys. Creedence Clearwater Revival: You are frequently missing part of an eyebrow. Rush: You carry a small flashlight everywhere, and use it at least three times a day. Blue Cheer: You have a subset of friends whose sole purpose is to hold your hair while you vomit. Boston: Your best friend really likes Blue Cheer. Steely Dan: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Remembrance of Things Past. Fleetwood Mac: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of The Hobbit. Blue Oyster Cult: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Type 2 Diabetes for Dummies. Mountain: You have snorted cocaine off a Blue Oyster Cult record. Nazareth: You have snorted cocaine off a member of Mountain. Hawkwind: You sell cocaine to Nazareth fans. Molly Hatchet: You sell baking soda to Hawkwind fans and tell them it's cocaine. Jethro Tull: You have a favorite rune.

02-25-2011, 12:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Wow, that was frighteningly long. I can't think of any bands that they missed. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.