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twist769 · 06-24-2003, 07:27 PM

So a rabbit was running though the woods when he came across a deer rolling up a joint.

"Don't do that, it's unhealthy. Come running with me, you'll feel better"

So the deer follows, and they come up on an elephant about to snort some cocaine.

"Oh, you don't want to do that" said the rabbit. "Come run with us".

And the three of them were going on their way though the woods when the came accross a Lion about to shoot up. The rabbit approached it, but before it could get a word out, the lion smacked it unconcious.

"Holy crap!" the deer and the elephant shreiked. "He was only trying to help us."

"That damn rabbit makes me run around like an idiot everytime he pops those extacy pills"

Flesh · 06-24-2003, 08:27 PM

MacGnG · 06-24-2003, 11:09 PM

HAHA

aw man i gotta remember that for next time.

ARRH · 06-25-2003, 05:44 AM

man that made me laugh!!!

MilleniumZeus · 06-25-2003, 07:59 AM

funnnnnnnyyyy!

drag0nmanes · 06-26-2003, 01:24 AM

Good one. Heard it beofre with different drugs, but its always entertaining.

LiekMagik · 06-26-2003, 11:17 AM

that was ok but i hvae heard one like that before

sooz · 06-28-2003, 01:39 AM

haha twist of an ending

izzzzy · 07-15-2003, 03:58 PM

Very funny keep 'em coming.

Regziever · 07-16-2003, 04:18 AM

Lol Man that was funny!

clifclav · 07-17-2003, 11:26 AM

Very Clever One. Thanks

06-24-2003, 07:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
twist769 Upright	That damn rabbit So a rabbit was running though the woods when he came across a deer rolling up a joint. "Don't do that, it's unhealthy. Come running with me, you'll feel better" So the deer follows, and they come up on an elephant about to snort some cocaine. "Oh, you don't want to do that" said the rabbit. "Come run with us". And the three of them were going on their way though the woods when the came accross a Lion about to shoot up. The rabbit approached it, but before it could get a word out, the lion smacked it unconcious. "Holy crap!" the deer and the elephant shreiked. "He was only trying to help us." "That damn rabbit makes me run around like an idiot everytime he pops those extacy pills"

06-24-2003, 08:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	lol

06-25-2003, 07:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
MilleniumZeus Crazy Location: Northern Virginia	funnnnnnnyyyy! __________________ ZEUS IS IN THE HOUSE!!!

06-26-2003, 11:17 AM	#7 (permalink)
LiekMagik Upright Location: Texas	that was ok but i hvae heard one like that before __________________ Miek posted dis

06-28-2003, 01:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
sooz Crazy Location: Somewhere in the middle	haha twist of an ending __________________ -sooz

06-24-2003, 11:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	HAHA aw man i gotta remember that for next time.

06-25-2003, 05:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
ARRH Insane	man that made me laugh!!!

06-26-2003, 01:24 AM	#6 (permalink)
drag0nmanes Crazy Location: Oside	Good one. Heard it beofre with different drugs, but its always entertaining.

07-15-2003, 03:58 PM	#9 (permalink)
izzzzy Crazy Location: SW NEW HAMPSHIRE	Very funny keep 'em coming.

07-16-2003, 04:18 AM	#10 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol Man that was funny! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-17-2003, 11:26 AM	#11 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	Very Clever One. Thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!