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The Fatal Compliment...
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly... I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect. The funeral is Monday. |
i love these kind of jokes...
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