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Old 02-05-2011, 03:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How To Wash A Sweatshirt

One day, a housework challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Soon after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," she replied, "what does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "Go STEELERS!!!"

She replied "Use hot water, a box of Tide, and four cups of bleach."

GO PACKERS!!!
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Old 02-05-2011, 04:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-05-2011, 06:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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