bagatelle

Thought I'd post this in humour subforum...

My kids usage of computers and internet has clearly gone too far:

I told my teenage son to pick a package of sliced ham from the fridge. He said, there's two packages, so I told him to pick the one that expires first.

Both had the same expiring date, and since his sister, 5, happened to stand next to him, he urged her to make a choice before the fridge alarm would go off, while he was still holding the door open:

"Quick, doubleclick on either one of these packages!"

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uncle phil

that is funny!!!

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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Redlemon

If we are doing something together, and my son decides that he'd rather do something else, he'll ask "Dad, can we pause this?"

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