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LittleOralAnnie · 07-13-2003, 10:26 AM

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong,Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't" "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."

neddy65 · 07-13-2003, 10:44 AM

Ive always loed that joke!!

neddy65 · 07-13-2003, 10:45 AM

I mean loved heehee!

Gortexfogg · 07-13-2003, 01:07 PM

Ohh! Good one!

Flesh · 07-13-2003, 07:05 PM

hahaha

TerresqueÜ · 07-13-2003, 08:03 PM

Classical joke. Thanks.

Merlocke · 07-13-2003, 10:01 PM

Hehe - nice one.

conversequietus · 07-13-2003, 11:16 PM

A great classic. Thanks for the post.

DEI37 · 07-14-2003, 04:16 AM

What a classic! Thanks for the laugh.

txstrosman · 07-14-2003, 04:54 AM

oooohhh, damn, that's a good one

icy_ca · 07-14-2003, 04:55 AM

new to me.

rundmv · 07-14-2003, 06:17 AM

pretty funny

portieri · 07-14-2003, 08:13 AM

When I was bartending, oh so many years ago, I would bet people drinks, against their money that I could tell them the punchline to any joke they told. That's the only joke that stumped me. I laughed so hard I gave the guy a double.

LastFarker · 07-14-2003, 07:08 PM

old, yet still funny.

Soda_BoB · 07-15-2003, 03:16 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

07-13-2003, 10:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
LittleOralAnnie Banned	The Pickle Factory Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong,Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't" "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."

07-13-2003, 10:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
neddy65 Loves green eggs and ham Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round	Ive always loed that joke!! __________________ If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

07-13-2003, 10:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
neddy65 Loves green eggs and ham Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round	I mean loved heehee! __________________ If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

07-13-2003, 08:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Classical joke. Thanks. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-13-2003, 10:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
Merlocke Location: Canada	Hehe - nice one. __________________ -=[ Merlocke ]=-

07-13-2003, 01:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Ohh! Good one!

07-13-2003, 11:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
conversequietus Insane	A great classic. Thanks for the post.

07-14-2003, 04:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	What a classic! Thanks for the laugh. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

07-14-2003, 04:54 AM	#10 (permalink)
txstrosman Crazy	oooohhh, damn, that's a good one

07-14-2003, 04:55 AM	#11 (permalink)
icy_ca Insane Location: Steel Town, Ontario	new to me. __________________ After all is said and done, more is said than done.

07-14-2003, 06:17 AM	#12 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	pretty funny

07-14-2003, 08:13 AM	#13 (permalink)
portieri Tilted	When I was bartending, oh so many years ago, I would bet people drinks, against their money that I could tell them the punchline to any joke they told. That's the only joke that stumped me. I laughed so hard I gave the guy a double.

07-14-2003, 07:08 PM	#14 (permalink)
LastFarker Upright	old, yet still funny.

07-15-2003, 03:16 AM	#15 (permalink)
Soda_BoB Psycho	HAHAHAHAHAHAHA __________________ Just because you paranoid.don't mean they're not after you...- Kurt Cobain-Chopper Read Project Dolphin: Join the TFP Typing Team!