The Pickle Factory
 

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong,Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't" "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."

Ive always loed that joke!!

I mean loved heehee!

Ohh! Good one!

hahaha

Classical joke. Thanks.

Hehe - nice one. :D

A great classic. Thanks for the post.

What a classic! Thanks for the laugh.

oooohhh, damn, that's a good one

new to me.

pretty funny

When I was bartending, oh so many years ago, I would bet people drinks, against their money that I could tell them the punchline to any joke they told. That's the only joke that stumped me. I laughed so hard I gave the guy a double.

old, yet still funny.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA