Good Golf Joke
 

A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and
enjoying a round of golf.
The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a might swing He
missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed."
The good Sister told him to watch his language.
On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed."
"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the
nun said tartly.
The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th
tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.
Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to
strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."
On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "Shit, I
missed."
A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes
out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

And from the sky comes a booming voice.........










"Shit, I missed."

haha, thanks

Hehehehhehe! Good one.

Good variation

excellent

not bad at all.. thanks.

Classic!

Nun-sense, that was good

pretty funny. lol

gave me a chuckle :)

Nice, as an avid golf player ( doesn't mean i shoot well ) I love that joke, and can sympathize with that priest :D

Good joke to break the ice in church

I love it! Here's one I like to tell.

As an aniversary present to themselves, a couple decides to take golf lessons at a local country club. On the first day of lessons the instructor asks the man to take the club and put a swing on it. The man steps up to the ball, swings the club, and the ball travels about 150 yards.

"Great" Says the instructor. "Now I want you to hold the club like you would hold your wife's breast."

So the man steps up to the ball, grips the club gently, takes a swing, and the this time the ball travels nearly 250 yards!

"Excellent!" The instructor turns to his wife. "Now let's give you a chance."

The wife takes the club, steps up to the ball, and takes a swing. The ball travels roughly 50 yards.

"Great shot!" Says the instructor. "This time though, I want you to hold the club like you hold your husband's penis."

The woman takes the club, steps up to the ball, and takes a swing. However, this time the ball only travels about 20 feet.

The instructor says, "Ok, this time take the club out of your mouth."