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acostello · 07-12-2003, 04:44 AM

WHAT YOUR CAR SAYS ABOUT YOU ...

Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend: I'm too bland for German cars

Acura NSX: I am impotent

Audi 90: I enjoy putting out engine fires

BMW 3-series: I wish I were important

BMW 5-series: I'm not important, but at least I got a raise

BMW 7-series: I'm still not important, but I've perfected the art of living
beyond my means

Buick Riviera: I like to make a statement by driving an ugly car, and the
Toyota Supra is too small

Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado: I am a very good Mary Kay salesperson

Cadillac Seville: I am a pimp

Cadillac-All Others: A Buick Park Avenue is too young and sporty for me.

Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating the hell out of people

Chevrolet Chevette: I like people's reactions when I tell them I have a
'vette

Chevrolet Corvette: I'm in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chrysler Caravan: It's kinda sporty with those child-seats, don't you think?
Please say yes

Chrysler Cordoba: I dig the rich Corinthian leather

Chrysler LHS: I want a car big enough to be seen by the Sojourner spacecraft

Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Dodge Dart: I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.

Dodge Stealth: I'm having a mid-life crisis, but I couldn't afford a Corvette

Ford Explorer: It IS NOT a station wagon . . . it's a sport-ute

Ford Fairmont: (See Dodge Dart)

Ford Mustang: I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes
when I pull up behind them

Geo Storm: I will start the 11th grade in the fall

Geo Tracker: I will start the 12th grade in the fall

Honda del Sol: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no
convertible at all.

Honda Civic: I have just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming

Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending

Isuzu Impulse: I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports

Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280
days per year

Jeep Cherokee: It is NOT a yuppie station wagon.

Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp

Lexus 300/400: I'm a contra-snob: I don't mind spending $50,000 on a car with
a $20,000 design

Lincoln Towncar: I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Lincoln Navigator: I own lots of Exxon Stock

Mercury Grand Marquis: (see Lincoln Towncar)

Mercedes SLK Convertible: Why yes, my name is Buffy...how did you know?

Mercedes 500SEL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph

Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Chip

Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler

MGB: I am dating a mechanic.

Mitsubishi Diamante: I don't know what it means either

Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings

Nissan Maxima: My 3rd wife made me sell the 300ZX

Nissan Sentra GLE: The JokeMaster talked me into it

Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off
the parts

Peugeot 505 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon: I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch thingie

Porsche 944: I am dating big-breasted women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal

Saturn SC2: (See Honda Civic)

Subaru Legacy: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than the Isuzu

Toyota Camry: I am in the closet

Toyota Supra: I like driving a car that looks like a mutant fish

Volkswagon Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Volkswagon Cabriolet: I am out of the closet

Volkswagon Microbus: I have been tripping continuously since 1968

Volvo 740 Wagon: I am frightened of my wife

tinfoil · 07-12-2003, 08:21 AM

Ahhhh haha nice.

You missed my Grand Prix GTP, however.

oblar · 07-12-2003, 09:51 AM

"Geo Storm: I will start the 11th grade in the fall"

that one is great... mainly because when I bought it, the next fall I started my 11th year *grin*

Mr Scorcex · 07-13-2003, 06:59 PM

aww, no saabs. Ah well.

MacGnG · 07-13-2003, 07:34 PM

Stare At The Sun · 07-13-2003, 08:07 PM

no eclipse. oh well.

Slims · 07-28-2003, 08:15 PM

I like the miata one, thanks.

Curving_Edge · 07-28-2003, 09:42 PM

how does a supra look like a mutated fish?

hotzot · 07-28-2003, 11:47 PM

what about my plymouth voyager? besides that I wish I could go back in time and drop kick the salesman that sold me this piece of shit!!

alpha phi · 07-29-2003, 05:40 AM

Hey! I used to drive a Pontiac Firebird, and I didn't have a switchblade in my sock

........................it was a tanto flip blade, and I kept it in the shifter console!

Bill O'Rights · 07-29-2003, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by acostello
Chevrolet Chevette: I like people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'vette. [/B]

I actually knew a guy once, many years ago, when I was in the service, who was all excited about his new "'vette", and wanted a bunch of us to come out to see it. Yep...it was <b>Che</b>vette. He was a "farm kid" from South Dakota...we had to "educate" him. Fun times.

07-12-2003, 04:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
acostello Crazy	What your Car says about You WHAT YOUR CAR SAYS ABOUT YOU ... Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend: I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX: I am impotent Audi 90: I enjoy putting out engine fires BMW 3-series: I wish I were important BMW 5-series: I'm not important, but at least I got a raise BMW 7-series: I'm still not important, but I've perfected the art of living beyond my means Buick Riviera: I like to make a statement by driving an ugly car, and the Toyota Supra is too small Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado: I am a very good Mary Kay salesperson Cadillac Seville: I am a pimp Cadillac-All Others: A Buick Park Avenue is too young and sporty for me. Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating the hell out of people Chevrolet Chevette: I like people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'vette Chevrolet Corvette: I'm in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chrysler Caravan: It's kinda sporty with those child-seats, don't you think? Please say yes Chrysler Cordoba: I dig the rich Corinthian leather Chrysler LHS: I want a car big enough to be seen by the Sojourner spacecraft Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Dart: I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car. Dodge Stealth: I'm having a mid-life crisis, but I couldn't afford a Corvette Ford Explorer: It IS NOT a station wagon . . . it's a sport-ute Ford Fairmont: (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang: I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Geo Storm: I will start the 11th grade in the fall Geo Tracker: I will start the 12th grade in the fall Honda del Sol: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all. Honda Civic: I have just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending Isuzu Impulse: I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year Jeep Cherokee: It is NOT a yuppie station wagon. Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp Lexus 300/400: I'm a contra-snob: I don't mind spending $50,000 on a car with a $20,000 design Lincoln Towncar: I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Lincoln Navigator: I own lots of Exxon Stock Mercury Grand Marquis: (see Lincoln Towncar) Mercedes SLK Convertible: Why yes, my name is Buffy...how did you know? Mercedes 500SEL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Chip Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler MGB: I am dating a mechanic. Mitsubishi Diamante: I don't know what it means either Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings Nissan Maxima: My 3rd wife made me sell the 300ZX Nissan Sentra GLE: The JokeMaster talked me into it Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Peugeot 505 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon: I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch thingie Porsche 944: I am dating big-breasted women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me. Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal Saturn SC2: (See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than the Isuzu Toyota Camry: I am in the closet Toyota Supra: I like driving a car that looks like a mutant fish Volkswagon Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagon Cabriolet: I am out of the closet Volkswagon Microbus: I have been tripping continuously since 1968 Volvo 740 Wagon: I am frightened of my wife

07-12-2003, 08:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	Ahhhh haha nice. You missed my Grand Prix GTP, however. __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

07-12-2003, 09:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	"Geo Storm: I will start the 11th grade in the fall" that one is great... mainly because when I bought it, the next fall I started my 11th year grin __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-28-2003, 08:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	I like the miata one, thanks. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-28-2003, 11:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	what about my plymouth voyager? besides that I wish I could go back in time and drop kick the salesman that sold me this piece of shit!! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

07-13-2003, 06:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mr Scorcex Insane Location: Colorado	aww, no saabs. Ah well.

07-13-2003, 07:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	haha

07-13-2003, 08:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	no eclipse. oh well.

07-28-2003, 09:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
Curving_Edge Upright Location: Kansas	how does a supra look like a mutated fish?

07-29-2003, 05:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
alpha phi seeker Location: home	Hey! I used to drive a Pontiac Firebird, and I didn't have a switchblade in my sock ........................it was a tanto flip blade, and I kept it in the shifter console! __________________ All ideas in this communication are sole property of the voices in my head. (C) 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 "The Voices" (TM). All rights reserved.