12-07-2010, 03:33 AM | #1 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Larry - 3
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'
His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.' Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom...'
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