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Two old micks are replacing a roof on a whore house in Dublin. They break for lunch and sit to watch the crowd go by.

Pretty soon they see Rabbi Liebowitz from Temple Beth Israel coming down the street and he turns into the building beneath them.

"Oh and ain't that a shame Paddy? A good man of the pagan cloth takin' his pleasure in a house of sin?"

Pretty soon they see Reverend Thompson from the Church of England coming down the street and he goes into their building.

"Can you believe it Sean? Another fornicator! Just last week I saw him giving candy to children."

Finally they see Father O'Malley from St. John's Cathedral coming down the street and he goes in the front door.

"And ain't that a wonderful sight, Paddy? Some poor girl must be dying in there and the good father's come to give her his blessing!"

Xerxys

uncle phil

another good one...

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