Alien Message
 

Scientists Decode the First Message from an Alien
Civilization...

Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hydrogen to the star system at the top of the list, cross off that star system, then put your star system at the bottom of the list and send it to 100 other star systems. Within one-tenth of a galactic rotation you will receive enough hydrogen to power your civilization until entropy reaches its maximum!
IT REALLY WORKS!

:lol: The first message we get from alien life is spam mail. Dammit!

Proves that they are not so alien after all.

Ok, that's funny.

Haha, I just read yesterday, NASA is going to hold a press conference today about astrobiology findings!

This could be a major leak...