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Old 10-03-2010, 03:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2010, 10:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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Old 10-03-2010, 01:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:17 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Believable.

A blind friend just quit a job working in a store that sells products to the blind.
He tried it for one month.
The company did NOTHING to make the store blind friendly.
The shop was in a bad choice location - in a huge office complex - you enter the building by pressing a button among many with no distinguishing features.
If you should find your way to the shop, once inside nothing is braille-blind friendly unless the box came that way from the manufacturer.
He was pretty useless to the business and quit.

Funny in an ironic sort of way.
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Old 10-04-2010, 09:28 AM   #5 (permalink)
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It would be especially ironic when read by some vision-challenged person's text-to-voice software as they sit at their desk.

"Never seen before? No shit!"
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