astroid60

A professor was lecturing the class. He raised a question to all the students.
Professor asked, "If the name of the President of United States of America is George Bush, and today is a full moon day, and if I am jumping on the Moon with my parachute closed, and if I am living in Mongolia, How old am I?"
Everybody was puzzled and started thinking deeply, "How old the professor could be with all the clues he gave?"
One girl student got up and said, "Sir. You are forty-four years old!"
In a great amazement Professor exclaimed, "Brilliant, absolutely right, please tell the class how did you figure it out that I was forty-four years old?"
The girl said, "Sir, I have a younger brother at home. He is half crazy as you are and he is twenty-two."

uncle phil

i like it...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.