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astroid60 · 09-21-2010, 06:54 PM

A man walks into a bar and winks at a pretty girl at the other end "bartender", he says, "I'd like to buy that lady a drink." "Don't do it," the bartender says, "She's a lesbian." "You're crazy," he said, "She's beautiful and she winked back." So the bartender gives her the drink. A minute later she moves down and thanks the gentleman.
"Bartender," he says, "Give the lady another drink." "I'm warning you," the bartender says as he hands her the drink. After she finishes this drink she asks if he would like to see her breast. "YES!!!" he says and the woman lifts her blouse.
After the next drink, and another warning from the bartender, she takes his hand and asks, "Would you like to touch my ass?" The gentleman replies "OH, YES!!!, DEFINITELY!!!" So he sits with his hand on her bottom and asks for another drink.
The bartender, thoroughly impressed by now and convinced he was wrong in his judgement obliges. After this she asks "Are you ready to taste a hot, wet, sweet pussy?" "THANK YOU GOD!!!" the man exclaims, and then "YES!!!!!!!" At this the attractive lady grabs him by his tie pulls him close, kisses him and says, "Hope you enjoyed!"

Xerxys · 09-21-2010, 08:00 PM

So, I was drinking a slurpee while reading this and it might have been the brain freeze, but I don't get it.

Craven Morehead · 09-21-2010, 08:40 PM

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uncle phil · 09-22-2010, 02:04 AM

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09-21-2010, 06:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
astroid60 Upright Location: Nth. Qld.Australia	Lesbian A man walks into a bar and winks at a pretty girl at the other end "bartender", he says, "I'd like to buy that lady a drink." "Don't do it," the bartender says, "She's a lesbian." "You're crazy," he said, "She's beautiful and she winked back." So the bartender gives her the drink. A minute later she moves down and thanks the gentleman. "Bartender," he says, "Give the lady another drink." "I'm warning you," the bartender says as he hands her the drink. After she finishes this drink she asks if he would like to see her breast. "YES!!!" he says and the woman lifts her blouse. After the next drink, and another warning from the bartender, she takes his hand and asks, "Would you like to touch my ass?" The gentleman replies "OH, YES!!!, DEFINITELY!!!" So he sits with his hand on her bottom and asks for another drink. The bartender, thoroughly impressed by now and convinced he was wrong in his judgement obliges. After this she asks "Are you ready to taste a hot, wet, sweet pussy?" "THANK YOU GOD!!!" the man exclaims, and then "YES!!!!!!!" At this the attractive lady grabs him by his tie pulls him close, kisses him and says, "Hope you enjoyed!"

09-22-2010, 02:04 AM	#4 (permalink)
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09-21-2010, 08:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	So, I was drinking a slurpee while reading this and it might have been the brain freeze, but I don't get it.

09-21-2010, 08:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	Otherwise known as eating pussy by proxie.