powerclown

A guy and girl are fooling around the girl tells the guy to stick his finger in her vagina. So he sticks his finger in her vagina...then she goes now stick your whole hand in...he sticks his whole hand in...then she goes stick your other hand in and he sticks his other hand in...now she goes move your hands up all the way to the wrist and he slides both hands in to the wrist...and she goes now move your arms in all the way to the elbows, and he moves his arms into her vagina all the way up to the elbows. Then she says move your arms in up to your shoulders, and he has both arms in up to the shoulders. She says, OK...now clap. And he goes...errrrrr...I can't! And she goes...tight, huh?

Xerxys

God-dayumn!

uncle phil

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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.