powerclown

A man goes to a whorehouse, he's only got two dollars. Gal at the desk says, go up to the room there we have a dead hooker. So he goes up, comes back down 10 minutes later. Gal at the desk asks, well how was it? He goes it was great the only problem was that her nose kept running. Gal at the desk says, she's probably full.

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

powerclown

heh heh...sorry uncle phil (a little)

Iliftrocks

def a groaner

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bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."