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Jokes about colors
Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick. Q: What's yellow and doesn't float? A: A bulldozer. Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I lied about the wheels. |
Q: What's blue and smells like red paint?
A: Blue paint. |
What's green and brown and will kill you if it jumps out of a tree onto you?
A snooker table. |
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Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick. |
Q: What's black and white and "red" all over?
A: A newspaper |
Q: What's orange and round and comes out of a tree?
A: A retarded kid's basketball. |
What's brown and dead and spread all over?
A Terrorist. |
What's black and yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard |
Q: What's brown and rhymes with "Snoop"?
A: Dr. Dre. (Is this joke racist? I don't think so. I just like the implied poop joke, along with the wordplay on phrase "rhymes with".) |
What's green and goes red at the touch of a button?
A frog in a blender. |
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