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The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

I think it's a physical law of the universe.

-Mikey

ROTFLMAO

great one. thanks

And in middle of conversation cops a smack in the head.

Good stuff.