Picky, Picky, Picky...
 

A woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Norm! All he wants is anal sex, and my asshole is now the size of a Kennedy half dollar when it used to be about the size of adime."

Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year - and you want to throw all that away over 40 cents?"

I like it...the joke, that is.