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Old 01-23-2010, 12:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Historys Top 10 Times to Use the "F-Word"

History's Top 10 Times for the Appropriate use of the "F-word"

10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963
And ... drum roll ...,,,,,..


The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ....


"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009




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Old 01-23-2010, 01:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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History's Top 10 Times for the Appropriate use of the "F-word"


9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

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As a middle school math teacher, this made me laugh out loud!
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Old 01-23-2010, 01:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Glad you liked it! Thanks for being a Teacher, dear heart!!!!
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Old 01-23-2010, 02:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'll be honest, I LOLed. I felt a little bad laughing at the mayor of Hiroshima, though.
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Old 01-23-2010, 03:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Jesus Tiger Woods jokes are just bad!

The rest were good.
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Old 01-23-2010, 07:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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The Mayor of Hiroshima joke was the best.
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Old 01-24-2010, 01:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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The #2 just wasn't right........



But seriously funny!
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Old 01-28-2010, 09:40 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I can't post links, but youtube "family guy - oh. my. ah god" possibly the funniest moment of family guy history.
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