Lil' Johnny
 

Little Johnny walked in on his mom and dad just when they were ready to "make love".

Dad jumped up and crouched over in an attempt to hide his hard-on and pretended to be looking under the bed.

Johnny said "what are you doing dad"?

Dad said, "I'm looking for a mouse".

Little Johnny said, "what are you going to do, fuck it"?

hoo hoo hooooooo