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07-06-2003, 07:12 AM
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Upright
Location: Toronto Ontario
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Burying The Goldfish
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
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09-09-2003, 03:13 PM
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Sarge of Blood Gulch Red Outpost Number One
Location: On the front lines against our very enemy
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lol, that's always a classic.
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"This ain't no Ice Cream Social!" "Hey Grif, Chupathingy...how bout that? I like it...got a ring to it." "I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif." |
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10-23-2003, 12:19 PM
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Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while.
Location: wherever I am
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Only better place I can think of for a cat is under the tires of my truck.
Just kidding, I'm not a cat lover but have known soem really cool felines.
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10-23-2003, 05:58 PM
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The Ultimate Badass
Location: Tampa
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last time i heard that joke... stupid was replaced by another word... kinda funny coming out of a lil kids mouth
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