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Old 07-06-2003, 07:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Burying The Goldfish

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
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Old 07-06-2003, 07:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL HAHAHA
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Old 07-06-2003, 10:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Good place for a cat
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2003, 03:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Leaves you wondering if the cat is being buried alive, lol
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Old 07-06-2003, 04:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This made me laugh. I'm no lover of cats, and that might have helped. Thanks.
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Old 07-06-2003, 06:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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funny!
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Good stuff!
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:53 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 09-09-2003, 03:13 PM   #11 (permalink)
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lol, that's always a classic.
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Old 10-22-2003, 09:23 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Hehe funny stuff
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Old 10-23-2003, 10:18 AM   #13 (permalink)
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damn cats keep 'em in your own damn yard
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Old 10-23-2003, 11:59 AM   #14 (permalink)
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lolz....so funny!

that's a bad cat.
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Old 10-23-2003, 12:19 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Only better place I can think of for a cat is under the tires of my truck.

Just kidding, I'm not a cat lover but have known soem really cool felines.
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Old 10-23-2003, 05:58 PM   #16 (permalink)
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last time i heard that joke... stupid was replaced by another word... kinda funny coming out of a lil kids mouth
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Old 10-29-2003, 12:54 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Oh man thats funny!
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Old 10-29-2003, 07:12 PM   #18 (permalink)
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kittah owned teh fishie
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Old 10-29-2003, 07:13 PM   #19 (permalink)
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har har har.... errr, yeah, funny
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Old 10-31-2003, 01:35 PM   #20 (permalink)
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hehehe, I like that. funny shit!
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Old 11-02-2003, 03:59 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Exactly where all cats should be!
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