uncle phil

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Bob, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Bob had the largest private part he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Bob,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

'I have something to show you that you won't believe,' he said to his wife,
opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Bob is dead!'

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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bazkitcase5

hahaha, oops!

blahblah454

Haha! Thats a good one. But seriously... a dead dudes penis in your briefcase?