LoganSnake

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Willravel

I'm really glad she was fired, I can't stand people that complain about work just to get attention.

Shauk

I don't like people who bitch and complain on facebook about anything, period.

"oh way it's so hot today"

shut the fuck up and get some sun or to somewhere with AC. Don't waste your time with complaining, nobody is going to read it and be like "oh sure thing let me adjust the world temperature for you"

uncle phil

instant karma got her...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Leto

after reading this, I spent half an hour on Facebook while at work. grrrr. such a time waster.

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You held my hand and we walked home the long way
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m0rpheus

My work blocks Facebook. There's a reason I've only got a select few people that I work with on FB. I see most of them 40+ hours per week, I don't need them on FB to communicate with them.

exhibit d is great though.

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CinnamonGirl

Nice.



...I feel a little silly for sharing that on facebook. But I'm not at work, so it's all good.

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"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

blahblah454

That last one is hilarious.

guy44

In grad school a guy left his facebook page open and left the computer lab for hours. This means nobody else can get on that computer even though there's a limited number of computers to go around. So my friend changed this guy's status to "Just finished the fourth Twilight book. Can't wait to see the movie! Anyone who wants to see it come over to my place tonight."

He was kinda mad the rest of the semester, although he did understand why we had to prank him like that...

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