Canadian Beer

There was a small boy who was put to bed by his parents. The boy had a nightmare, and got out of bed to go to his parents room. When he got there, he saw mommy bouncing up and down on daddy. When his dad noticed him in the doorway, the kid ran away. The mother got off and got dressed quickly, and went to the boy's room. He was in his bed, and he asked, "Mommy, what were you doing to daddy?"

The mother replied, "Well, your father has noticed his belly getting bigger, and I was just trying to flatten his tummy for him by bouncing on it."

"Oh, that's what you were doing. But you're wasting your time mommy." The boy said.

"Oh, and why is that?" The mom asked.

"Because everyday when you leave for work, the neighbor lady comes over, gets on her knees and blows it right back up again.

__________________
All we need in life:
1) Money
2) Girls
3) Cars
4) Guns
5) Beer
Funny how #1 can get you anything below it.

LittleOralAnnie

I saw this somewhere before and it's just as funny reading it the second time around as it was the first. Thank you.

Flesh

lol ya. oldie but goodie

oblar

hehe excellent

__________________
"All that we can do is just survive.
.All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

Gortexfogg

Good one

Brewmaniac

Great joke! Thanks

__________________
"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

bravo49

A good one

icy_ca

You're on a roll...

__________________
After all is said and done,
more is said than done.