DaniGirl

Funny, Funny stufftake a look

Punk.of.Ages

At first I was like, "This isn't that funny, and I thought it said 'angry letter...'."

Then I laughed my ass off.

Well played.

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Xerxys

^^ You heartless bastards, no one deserves that kind of cruelty, NO ONE!!!

Plan9

Homicide is the answer.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Jozrael

Did you catch the P.S.?

Plan9

Still.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Xerxys

Still.

SSJTWIZTA

O.O

i just realized how little value human life holds.

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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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uncle phil

poor 'vette...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jozrael

The letter I find hilarious.

I also see where she's coming from.

Baraka_Guru

Um, that's a Ferrari.

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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
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uncle phil

my bad...didn't see the horsie...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Hektore

So...uhh...am I the only one that noticed there isn't any damage at all to the left rear body panel and hardly any at all on the rear of the Ferrari. The drivers side windows are intact and how would that right rear taillight on the truck have gone missing while there seeming isn't a scratch on the rest of the truck. And finally, the ceiling has barely a scratch while the truck somehow only has a very few inches of clearance above it.


/photoshopped

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Baraka_Guru

You forgot to mention that it doesn't appear that the car is bearing the weight of an entire pickup truck.

But to me it doesn't matter. It's still funny.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

ShaniFaye

I dont know whats funnier, the absurdity of the pic or the fact that my work firewall blocked the site


This Web Filter category is filtered: Tasteless.
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Funny Joke - Apology Letter from the Wife

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Jinn

Is that a Ferarri 360? Almost looks like an F340.. poor thing did not deserve that.

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loganmule

funny, but the damage explains the girlfriend.

genuinegirly

great find!

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Slims

It's not photo shopped, but the letter is fake:

snopes.com: Ferrari, Ford F-150 Accident

Snopes won't let me copy and paste so I will summarize:

In July 2005 a teenager distracted by his cell phone and ran off the road, going airborne before crashing into the garage and causing more than 200,000 dollars worth of damage.

The image is often attached to several variations on a common theme: A wife writes a letter to her husband where she attempts to 'smooth' the news over with seductive statements and other female stereotypes. A version in 2007 began to include "P.S. Your Girlfriend Called" at the bottom.

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Ilow

In the case of the teenager with the cell phone, execution is the only answer. Re: the joke, i think I have seen it before with a longer and more complex letter.

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