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Old 06-24-2009, 05:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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the baptist marriage

a devout baptist couple are gonna get married, so they go talk to their pastor.

the man says "we would really like to dance at our wedding. can we?"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" says the pastor, "its against our belief."

the girl screws up her courage and asks "um..what about sex, we can have sex, right?"

the pastor says "of course. god commanded us to be fruitful and multiply."

"um, can the girl be on top?" asked the guy

"sure, it doesn't matter as long as you are procreating."

"and we can do it in the kitchen, right there on the table?" he asked.

"of course, same rules apply" smiled the pastor.

the girl asks "and we can do it standing up?"

"ABOLUTELY NOT!" says the pastor, "it could lead to dancing!"
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Old 06-25-2009, 02:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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bumper snicker - "some people are so narrow-minded their ears rub together..."
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Old 06-29-2009, 04:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm a Baptist, and I tell some variation of this joke a lot. Thanks.
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