Xerxys

A preacher lost his rooster (male chicken) and all his search efforts
proved fruitless. He then decided to mention it in church so that anyone
who knows its whereabouts could advise accordingly. The following Sunday
while in church in the pulpit he asked: "Who has a cock?"
All men stood up including his 87-year old grandfather.

Embarrassed and not knowing what to say next, he said: "I mean, who, amongst you saw a cock last night?"
All women in the church stood up including his 13-year old daughter.

The priest started to blush when he realized what implications that will
have on his image. He then said, "No, no, no. What I mean is, who in the
last two weeks in this church, has seen my cock?"
All the nuns stood up and the preacher collapsed.

Jetée

Hahahaha, that was good.

Kind of a lascivous congregation, though.

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