Brokeback Ranch
 

A very good-looking female ranch operator decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job.

One was gay and the other a drunk.

She decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked together, and the
ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.' The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

Upon returning at around two-thirty the following morning, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.

'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.

'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'

D'oH! didn't see that coming.

Took me a while to register that one...haha

Gahh, I've heard that one before, and it still got me.

wow, that was unexpected

I saw it coming. Moms Mabley did a good version of that one probably 60+ years ago.

:lol: Never saw it coming!!!!

HAHA!!! Good one!! I did not see that coming at all!

My dad ALWAYS tells that joke!!! :D

Zing! Thumbs up.