Management Course - Lesson 4
 

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

High on what?

How about this one ...

A small bird was fling through the sky when all of a sudden it started raining, before it could soar higher, it was already drenched and fell to the ground. Lying there, in the cold, a cow walks over it and shits on it. When the bird feels how warm the it now is, starts singing, only to shortly be dug up by a cat and eaten....

Moral of the story, When you're covered in shit, Shut your fucking Mouth!!