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03-04-2009, 03:19 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Southern Humor - 5
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, 'Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!'
Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was?' The young man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got his license number.'
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