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uncle phil · 02-13-2009, 03:29 AM

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied, "6."

The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, "What is it?"

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

Xerxys · 02-13-2009, 12:10 PM

genuinegirly · 02-13-2009, 02:41 PM

Oh man!! hehehe

Lilith785 · 02-13-2009, 03:10 PM

Funny... hmm.

Starkizzer · 02-13-2009, 04:40 PM

That kinda made me sad =(

JustDoll · 03-05-2009, 07:05 PM

hahahahahahahahaha =( but yeaa...it is kinda sad lol...

kinda reminds me of Everybody Loves Raymond (if guys watch sitcoms) something Frank would say.

lol

02-13-2009, 03:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Family Court This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied, "6." The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?" The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-13-2009, 02:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	Oh man!! hehehe __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

02-13-2009, 04:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
Starkizzer Hi floor! Make me a samwich. Location: Ontario (in the stray cat complex)	That kinda made me sad =( __________________ Frivolity, at the edge of a Moral Swamp, hears Hymn-Singing in the Distance and dons the Galoshes of Remorse. ~Edward Gorey

03-05-2009, 07:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
JustDoll Upright Location: T.dot	hahahahahahahahaha =( but yeaa...it is kinda sad lol... kinda reminds me of Everybody Loves Raymond (if guys watch sitcoms) something Frank would say. lol __________________ It's like you slit my throat, watched me bleed to death, and asked my dead body why I was screaming in so much pain.

02-13-2009, 12:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.

02-13-2009, 03:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lilith785 Upright	Funny... hmm.