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01-16-2009, 04:19 PM
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Victoria's Secret
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee
for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.' She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!' He never heard the shot. Funerals Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin. |
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01-17-2009, 03:49 AM
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Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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she keeps the 500 bucks plus the house now
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01-17-2009, 10:50 AM
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comfortably numb...
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and i always thought this was victoria's secret:
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02-08-2009, 10:20 PM
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I dont understand the joke?
-----Added 9/2/2009 at 01 : 21 : 50----- That Victoria Secret pic is just disturbing haha...imagine u start seeing penis' on their models everytime u see one of those ads. Last edited by paparora; 02-08-2009 at 10:21 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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02-09-2009, 12:03 AM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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 That's the "secret," guys.
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