Victoria's Secret
 

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee
for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250
to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally,
he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He
presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's so
sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do
the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for
myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funerals Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

A+

LOL

took me a little while

she keeps the 500 bucks plus the house now

and i always thought this was victoria's secret:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...riassecret.jpg

I cackled! And uncle phil, WTF?!?!?!

o_0 OMG!!!

I dont understand the joke?
-----Added 9/2/2009 at 01 : 21 : 50-----
That Victoria Secret pic is just disturbing haha...imagine u start seeing penis' on their models everytime u see one of those ads.

:lol: That's the "secret," guys.

Haha very good!

This is just not funny anymore...
http://www.pxleyes.com/blog/wp-conte...stakes/127.jpg

tragic. I enjoy this!